Can someone tell me whats a really funny movie?

ive seen alot of the funny movies already. im not sure what ive missed. i like movies : the hangover, due date, hall p,. etc. if u list one ive prob allready seen it. list as many u can think of. also i like stoner comedies too. like friday , harold kumar, cheech and chong. or something like hot tub time machine list anything thats funny.

Are there any smartphones that don't require data plans (for AT&T)?

I mean, I don't really care for the internet, and can't you use WiFi instead? Is it possible to just get a txt msging plan instead? I really want a pda/smartphone!

As far as binary input is concerned, aren't the '0's just as significant as the '1's?

believe me i am the lamest person when it comes to the binary system..i remember my husband and i went to sfcc when the computer first came out..ahh, we said forget this..hey, we are not ignorant people, but we didn't care..so there..haa...it truly depends where you live if people can blow you off if they think your idea is insignificant..to me i can't blow off anyone's idea..it is learning..i say if someone disregards your input..oh yeah, it does shape a person..maybe, they just can;t be open..that is significant...wow, now that i ranted..i do remember..binary zeroes and ones are significant.. of course..you think and it all works together..just like everyday life should..haa..but, good luck with that..i apoligize..i am not the expert or a genius..

How do I ask him out?

Well, I don't mean ask him out to be my boyfriend but ask him out to hang out. We're both kind of shy and I can't even seem to find any words to say just in the hallways but when we were in xc I did find a lot to say and I guess we are sort of friends. It's an odd concept and i don't feel like explaining how i know but i'm pretty sure he likes me. My brother is good friend's with his brother (his brother also loves me), they could possibly help me out here. He's a year older than me so I only walk with him in the hall once everyday and he doesn't have a cell phone number/sn/etc (he's like nature boy). I need a good way to do this. I was thinking of recruiting my brother and his brother and figuring it out from there, i don't know. I'M TIRED OF BEING THE THIRD (well techically fifth) WHEEL OF MY GROUP AND I AM NOT GOING TO THIS ALONE AGAIN. What do you think?

In my RB and RB/WR flex spots: Do I start Michael Bush, Marion Barber, Justin Forsett, or Mike Sims-Walker?

Bush is still questionable and McFadden is coming off of a great week where he will want to prove he's a producing option for Oakland. Barber is splitting carries with Felix Jones, who also happens to be starting for the guy in matched up with this week. Forsett has a lot to prove, and Denver has not been proven to stop the run attack yet. Sims-Walker has a lot to make up for, and I am very skeptical on him...I also have Bernard Berrian, but I will most likely want to see how he performs this week. Thanks for your input guys...

Palestine/Israel - what is the long-term answer to the situation?

I feel that through understanding and diplomacy peace can be reached. Ultimately Israel should return the occupied territories to the Palestinians, and in return the Palestinians need to stop their attacks. In the past the US has heavily supported Israel in a way I feel is biased and unfair - Israel is a powerful first world country that has taken land by force from an impoverished people. I think there is now a shift in US feeling and a solution may now be able to be found by appealing to moderates on both sides.

J'ai entendu dire qu'il y a un petit os qui ne peut bruler lors d'un cr�mation, lequel est ce?

Dans le cadre d'un roman que j'�cris, j'ai besoin de cette information pour compl�ter un r�cit. Et je me souviens qu'une infirmi�re me l'avait dit il y un an ou deux, et depuis, impossible de m'en rappeler...

Should i be the blame for this?

ok well. My -ex- friend Stephanie lives 2 doors down from me. and well we were txting each other. then her bestie Veronica starts txting me (Veronica lives 3 hours away). and she asks me 'What do u think of Bi people and do u know any?' and said 'I support them. Christina and Catie' then she told Stephanie that i said that she was Bi when i didn't. Of course she didn't believe me. So i invited her over and i showed her the txt messages and then walked off. But she was still pissed at me. The next day i was talking to Verionica on myspace and i asked her about it and she said to stop lying. And all this crap. So we had a shared account on youtube and i deleted all the videos with me on it because it was on my camera and so i thought that i had the right to delete them as i please. So now they both hate my guts and i need to know if i was right for doing what i did? Just to let you know... I told all the truth and nothing but the truth.

My true love with another girl another girl i know a little too well?

okay so i fell in love with this guy lke madly in love with him no joke first love and i can feel it. so one day i was talking to him (hes a senior so hes going to graduate) and i confessed. i told him i loved him and that i wanted to never go a day without him. then he told me something odd. he said he was kind of taken. well he said he was in a serios relationship. i was devastated so that day after school i moped home and went to my sisters room to tell her the entire story. i busted in crying and i looked up to see my love having with my sister. i was torn apart how can i remove this black hole from my heart.

Culturally Speaking why do some people crictize me for being more attracted to light skinned women?

I mean I don't have to like women of a certain complextion I like who I like and who I like is no one's business.I am just saying because yesterday me and my brothers where talking about how we like mostly biracial and light skinned black girls and my aunt got a little upset and asked what was wrong with dark skinned women and we told her that there are some dark skinned black women who are pretty but most of them are not and my aunt got mad at us for saying that.But my thing is why should I lie and pretend to attracted to someone who I am not attracted too.Even when I was a as young as five I preferred light skinned girls over dark ones. So how am I am colorist, my parents are light skinned, I'm light skinned my brothers are light skinned, most of my family is light skinned oor brown skinned, there are only a few people who would be considered dark skinned in my family. I am sick and tired of people trying to tell me I am a self hater just because I don't like women of a certain complextion.I asked my mom about it and she admittted that besides Taye Diggs, Wesley Snipes and Morris Chestnut she has never found dark skinned men attractive.SO what do you guys ththink am I right or am I wrong.

Would you make this trade in fantasy football?

If you have another RB to replace Bush, then do it. If you don't, or you plan on starting Lewis, then stay with what you have.

Terrorist or Freedom Fighter? Does fighting for your country in a war make you a terrorist?

A lot of words have been thrown around about terrorist in countries like Jordan and Syria. If china invaded the united states and the army did nothing and you formed a militia what would you call your self freedom fighter? Liberator? Terrorist? Extremest? I want to know what people think. P.S. -King Felix i hope to get your opinion-

To Conservatives: Must we pick the "lesser of two evils"? If so, which is the lesser evil?

I mean, we had to do it in 2004, with Kerry and Bush. Now, we have to choose between two twits: Nobama and McCan't. So, do we need to pick the lesser evil, and if so, which one is it?

How could I induce flu symptoms like fever?

Yes, I need it to evade some responsibility exploiting the swine flu paranoia. I need to get something fast and make it last for weeks. The thing is that I'm resistant, I never get ill. What could I try?

A radioactive element decays in accordance with the formula A(t)=Ao (e) ^(-.0743)t where is the time in days?

What is the half life of this element in days? That is, how many days must elapse before one-half of the original amount remains? (give answer to two decimal places)

How long do i ignore him for?

my fiance broke up with me without saying he was dumping me..i know he now regrets it...its been 6 days and the first 2 and a half days i chased him, but after that..the last 3 days ive ignored him..i know we love eachother but hes done something that made me extremly disappointed in him (no not cheating or nething of the sorts).. bottem line hes sent me lyrics from an appology song on facebook..then he sent me a small email saying he loves me and what not..im confused..should i keep ignoring him..bc i want to hear an im sorry and lets work things out..we live 2 hours away from eachother and im going out and having responsible fun with friends...but should i wait until he comes here to talk to me before i talk to him..??? or if i find an email that satisfies what iwant to hear should i respond back?

Wnat to give a birthday gift?

@Dmitry is right ! -A piece of jewelry(it may be not too much expensive). Russian girls hate cheap gifts. Yes! Believe me !

How do I look like fit guys on tv?

Im 5'6 150 lbs. Im a little guy. I have a small amount of well proportioned body fat that I would like to transform into muscle. I have very little muscle. My trainer says people would kill for my legs and calves but I think they're a tad big. Point - I want Justin Timberlakes upper body, or Zac Efron. I dont want to get too big. I just want to be toned, cut, and slim. More slim than I am. I diet do push ups ab exercizes light weight lifting and I jog with my dogs a few times a week to break a sweat. I try to work out 5,6 days a week. Any advice would be great.

Fantasy Football Pickup?

Ok.....think about it...anytime youve heard a pro player in trouble...their sentence is delayed....and delayed....and delayed.....he was already suppose to have a hearing monday...and it got pushed till next monday....all selvin young has done so far is get stiff armed by rogers for a td ( did u see that detroit game...wow) Jackson is a stud with or without an o-line....just has to stay healthy

Pentagon/US High Command Failure: More US Military lives in Iraq - put at Risk?

Yeah, infact I hope they rebudget all the money going to welfare this month for the country to the war effort.